Update! Sort of…

Oh, look! A website!

Yeah, I know. It’s been like… A year or just over since we updated this site. It’s slack and lame and very Green Lanterny of us.

That being said, the time has come to get caught up.

So over the next few weeks, our army of highly trained Chinese former-apple assemblers will be forced…um… I mean encouraged… To get us up-to-date.

We’ll be starting with all the Shit That Should Not Be… Then, the Exquisite Acting… And then we’ll be going through the backlog of Shit submitted by you kind folks… And there’s ALOT… So kudos for the stick-to-it-iveness displayed…

Anyhoo, Shit will be happening. It won’t be fast, but we will get there.

Get your cocks out and whatnot.

From Us.

Tales from the Crypt

Hi all – just a quick update.

We are well behind on having the site up to date with the latest stuff from Hollywood Babble-On. Apologies for that.

The situation should be rectified soon. We’d love to blame some kind of technical gremlin, but no. Just busy in the real world.

Anyhoo, fresh stuff will be coming soon. We appreciate your patience and/or are insulted by any lack thereof.



The Godfather – Wrath of Caan

Featured on Hollywood Babble-On #84 – 28th May 2012Featured on HBO

The Godfather – widely regarded as one of the all-time great films, does not escape our notice. FFC proves in this scene what we all know – film-makers don’t know squat ’bout throwin’ down. Word.

Rosie O’Donnell – Riding the Bus With My Sister

Featured on Hollywood Babble-On #82 – May 13th 2012Exquisite ActingFeatured on HBO

Rosie O’Donnell tries to do the McDonalds Fry-Girl.
I just… yeah. Sometimes, there’s just nothing we can add to make these things better. This clip even includes extra Rosie-goodness. Personally, I can’t tell the difference between her work in this film and… well, everything else she’s ever done.

Spock On Bilbo Baggins (Not Porn/Fan-Fic)

As Featured on Hollywood Babble-On #79 – April 15th 2012Featured on HBO

Space… the final frontier… is where this clip belongs. Leonard Nimoy, or Spock to Star Trek folks, shows his money grabbing whorish side by inexplicably singing the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

While super-geeks everywhere aggressively skeet while pondering a Lord of the Rings/Star Trek crossover, you can watch this video which, despite not being from a movie, seems to sum up what Shit That Should Not Be is all about.


Tim Robbins – Howard the Duck

As Featured on Hollywood Babble-On #79 – April 15th 2012Exquisite ActingFeatured on HBO

Submitted by MikeB – follow him on Twitter! Also, apologies to MikeB for somehow not putting up the Episode #79 stuff sooner. I’ve been seeing Avengers. ALOT.

In the greatest Sci-Fi movie of all time, Tim Robbins showcases his range, his depth of emotion, and his duck-like vocal abilities.

Seriously, how does no one say “Oh, that was GREAT Time, really… but do you think we can get one more that isn’t balls?”

Arnold Schwarzenegger

As Featured on Hollywood Babble-On #80 – April 29th 2012Featured on HBOExquisite Acting

So, we all know Arnold likes to kill chicks, right? I mean, we don’t talk about it, but… come on! He’s the Terminator. And he was Governor. AND, he married a Kennedy. Do the Math.

Anyhoo, the name of this film doesn’t matter- what’s important is that this clipincludes Arnie’s 3 favourite things. Bodybuilding, Killing chicks, and amazing Austrian acting chops.

“IH DOHN LIHKE EHT! ARRGH!!!”. Standing O.

Fitness Express – Arrgh Ih Hahte Faht Kihdz!

Featured on Hollywood Babble-On #80 – April 29th 2012Featured on HBO

Arnold Schwarzenegger. On a Bike. Yelling at children not to be fat, lazy slobs. It’s like ambush Journalism… only way creepier… and Government approved.

Still, it’s pretty funny.

ANZAC Day – Tribute to the Troops

Every year on April 25th, here in Australia we honour the sacrifices and courage of Australia’s Defence Force Men and Women- with a tip of the hat to our heroic New Zealand neighbours, too. Anzac Day is a day of quiet contemplation, remembering those who made it home, and those who never did.

This is STSNB’s way of saying thanks to everyone brave enough to stand in the gap, and fight on behalf of their country.

Lest We Forget.